I'm worn out. Tammy & Jerry brought 40 more rolls of hay, Jerry is sick too, bronchitis. Rain all day today, so Denise figured we'd shop, she needed her drink and since Shades Of The Past was in Pigeon Forge, we decided to head to Earthfare in Knoxville. From there we went everywhere, lol. It was an enjoyable day, even though I talk Denise to death sometimes, I do get her to laugh.
At one point we ended up at Victoria's Secret. Denise found the one she liked and was looking through her size, pulling out a couple she liked. This one lady asked if she could hep her and Denise said she knew what she was and wanted. One color though in the next size she loved, so the lady asked if she'd like to try it on. This lady hovered about us like a worried bee, lol. She quickly grabbed a piece of paper and recoded what Denise took in, 2 bras. Now I've held a many a purse, and I ain't real comfortable with that, but like most husbands I do what I'm told. So here I stand with ladies and couple walking in holding 2 bras, by my self yet! Meanwhile the lady is trying to not look obvious watching me, then finally she asked. "How many bras do you have?" Holding her paper. I couldn't pass it up, she was just too nervous and overly serious. "Oh me? This is my first two. When you get my age you get wheat belly and man boobs, and I wanted something good that fit to hold them up." Not a smile came off her, but her eyes and face... priceless, lol.
Denise finally came out and the lady was right on her, lol. One she could wear and wanted and the other not. The lady grabbed the one she didn't want and headed towards where I was, cautiously, but she came anyway. A clear bust of a bottom of a lady with thongs on was right between us. I again couldn't help it, lol. I said without a smile, "Bet those ain't comfortable. My drawers do that sometimes and I pick them out, those won't come out. I call 'em Indian drawers, the kind that creeps up on ya." I even got tickled the last few words. She was serious as a heart attack. The girl at the checkout thought it was funny though.
Tomorrow we go get the stuff for the yeast in my throat again. But today... priceless.
At one point we ended up at Victoria's Secret. Denise found the one she liked and was looking through her size, pulling out a couple she liked. This one lady asked if she could hep her and Denise said she knew what she was and wanted. One color though in the next size she loved, so the lady asked if she'd like to try it on. This lady hovered about us like a worried bee, lol. She quickly grabbed a piece of paper and recoded what Denise took in, 2 bras. Now I've held a many a purse, and I ain't real comfortable with that, but like most husbands I do what I'm told. So here I stand with ladies and couple walking in holding 2 bras, by my self yet! Meanwhile the lady is trying to not look obvious watching me, then finally she asked. "How many bras do you have?" Holding her paper. I couldn't pass it up, she was just too nervous and overly serious. "Oh me? This is my first two. When you get my age you get wheat belly and man boobs, and I wanted something good that fit to hold them up." Not a smile came off her, but her eyes and face... priceless, lol.
Denise finally came out and the lady was right on her, lol. One she could wear and wanted and the other not. The lady grabbed the one she didn't want and headed towards where I was, cautiously, but she came anyway. A clear bust of a bottom of a lady with thongs on was right between us. I again couldn't help it, lol. I said without a smile, "Bet those ain't comfortable. My drawers do that sometimes and I pick them out, those won't come out. I call 'em Indian drawers, the kind that creeps up on ya." I even got tickled the last few words. She was serious as a heart attack. The girl at the checkout thought it was funny though.
Tomorrow we go get the stuff for the yeast in my throat again. But today... priceless.
6 comments:
That is some much needed laughter medicine for tonight! So glad I'm old enough now to shop alone lol. I'd love to know what went through her head. I've not laughed this hard in a long time!!!! Only you....
Oh that was just one of my moments yesterday. I love being old, ain't gotta worry about being embarrassed, lol. I kept Denise cracking up, I love to watch her laugh. Ok, I love to watch anybody laugh and smile. It ain't like we're gettin out of this place alive, lol. Come to think about it, I guess I was like that when you were little. :) Family tradition I passed it to you and you've passed it along well. Love Ya, dad.
I seriously enjoyed reading that. Anthony you're awesome.
Thanks David. I have a lot of fun when I go out. Maybe why Denise don't let me go out much, lol. I love to make people laugh, smiles are good too. :)
Yeah, I remember you being like that when I was little. I remember most kids wanting to stay at our house because of you lol. I wanted to stay with them but that rarely happened. Then we'd get to school and they'd tell everyone something you said or did lol. I read that again this morning and its funnier every time. Scary to think this goofy side is hereditary lol. And Josh, even at 11, has it down pat. SCARY!!! We love ya!
Baby and Brandon are pretty good at it too, Kaden is ahead of the curve at his age too, lol.
We seem to have had every little girl here for the last 30 years and I have to say its been fun. I remember you were little when you looked at Pam and said while we were at a restaurant and said, "Cheer up Pam, we may not be able to choose our face but we can always pick our nose.", only beaten by the wish in one hand thing. ralmao You couldn't have been much older than Baby, lol.
I love and miss you all.
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